“I ain’t trifling with no stale ass bread.”
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…Fuuuuuuuck, I should have taken that fifth Xanax. Thank God I crushed an Ambien into my whiskey flask.
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…“No she is not wearing two scrunchies.”
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…“Oh my God! Susan got a perm”
“It’s the humidity!”
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…“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
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…Hedgehog scares friends with fox mask
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…If this were any fun, kids, they wouldn’t call it “fishing”
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…Ostrich scares friends with lion mask
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…“Will you please look at that butthole”
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…“I could eat shrimp all day and look like that too, but it’s called self-esteem.”
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…“Go out there and have fun, but by all means, keep it real.”
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…“I’m not gonna lie, I need $ for chocolate.”
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…“Are you gonna be cool about this, or am I gonna have to beat the shit out of you?”
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