“I ain’t trifling with no stale ass bread.”
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Fuuuuuuuck, I should have taken that fifth Xanax. Thank God I crushed an Ambien into my whiskey flask.
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“No she is not wearing two scrunchies.”
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“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
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Hedgehog scares friends with fox mask
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If this were any fun, kids, they wouldn’t call it “fishing”
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Ostrich scares friends with lion mask
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“Will you please look at that butthole”
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“I could eat shrimp all day and look like that too, but it’s called self-esteem.”
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“Go out there and have fun, but by all means, keep it real.”
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“I’m not gonna lie, I need $ for chocolate.”
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“Are you gonna be cool about this, or am I gonna have to beat the shit out of you?”
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