“You got spaghetti all over your damn face.”
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“So I was like, don’t front and do not lie.”
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“Oh shit, hahaha. Did you just fall off the cliff?”
“AAAAAH! SHUT UP!”
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These pants are so tight, my bulge won’t even bulge
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“Honestly, I do not know who she thinks she is.”
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“Man, I ain’t trying to eat all these leaves today.”
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Pardon me, old boy, but I believe the butthole you’re eating is minesown.
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Could you please stop eating your shit, puking it up into your hand, then eating it again?
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“We gotta get the fuck out of this hamper”
“We gonna die today”
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Where’d you get them indoor/outdoor glasses at?
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